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جوک و اس ام اس (۱۲)

ترکه میگن هدفت از درس خوندن چیه؟ میگه: میخوام درس بخونم دکتر شم مطب بزنم پولدار که شدم میرم یه وانت میخرم مثل آدم وا میسم کار میکنم

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زندگی چیه ؟ زندگی عشقه، عشق چیه ؟ عشق بوسیدنه، بوسیدن چیه ؟ بیا اینجا بهت بگم!!!

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تركه زنش رو میبره سونوگرافی ، بهش میگن بچت پسره . می گه  ااا ... تورو قرآن اسمش چیه؟

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تف تف تف تف تف تف تف تف " كاری نداشتم فقط می خواستم شیشه مانیتور ت رو پاك كنم

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تركه میگن نصف النهار را تعریف كن میگه همون نصف نهاری كه میمونه برای شام..

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تنبلان عزیز توجه فرمائید راهكار های جدید رسید : 1. روزها استراحت كنید تا شبها بتوانید راحت بخوابید. 2. در نزدیكی تختتان صندلی راحتی بگذارید، تا اگر از خواب بیدار شدید، روی آن بنشینید و استراحت كنید. 3. خوابیدن به نشستن، نشستن به ایستادن، ایستادن به راه رفتن الویت دارد. 4. جایی كه می توانید بنشینید چرا می ایستید. 5. كار امروز را به فردا موكول كنید و كار فردا را به پس فردا. 6. اگر حس كار كردن به شما دست داد، كمی صبر کنید

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یَک روز بر خانه نَشَسته بودم داشتم تخمه نَ میخوردم یَک دف دیدم تیلفنم زنگ زد . گفتم ها کیسته ؟ گفت : ها . .. اییییی..... مدیرسایت یاهو بیدم ... گفتم : ها چطوری ... خوبی ؟ در سلامتی کامل به سر میبری ها ووووووو ؟ ؟ ؟ ؟ ؟ گفت : ها . این یاهو مَسینجیر 8 قدیمی شده . اگه میشه 9 رو زودتر طراحی کن . گفتم : ها باشه .... بعد رفتم پشت کامپیوتر طراحی کردم و از ویلایت خودمان با بلوتوث فرستادمش آمریکا برای بیل گیتس و اون هم فروختش به شرکت یاهو

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یه روز ستاره آآرزوها از آسمون اومد پایین و به من گفت یه آرزو بکن... من تو رو ازش خواستم. گفت شرمنده من توو کار بنجل نیستم!!

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شب عید فطر همه اصفهانیا بیرون خوابیده بودن ازشون می پرسن چرا بیرون خوابیدین میگن واسه اینكه پول فطرمون بیفته گردن شهرداری

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میدونید اگه یه مرد وارد حموم زنونه بشه چی میشه ؟ زنا میکشنش ولی اگه یه زن وارد حموم مردونه بشه مردا همدیگرو میکشن

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ye zane az shoharesh miporse:az chiye man bishtar khoshet miad: surate zibam ya badane sexim? marde ye negahi sar ta paye zane mikone mige az etemad be nafset

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khotbeye Aghde rashtiha : An nekaho Sonati va baadesh khosh be halle omati, Faghat Lotfan Nobati , Hoy Asghar nazan jolo ghorbatii

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