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bebin az bas SMS nazadi khodamo dar zadam!
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ADAM: Do you love me?

HAVVA: Mage chareye dge ham daram?

VA IN GUNE BUD KE KHODAVAND ESHGH RA AFARID!
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BEFARMA CHAY...
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IN YE NAFE

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porruye bi tarbiyat paeen tar az naf donbale chi migardi?????
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miduni LOVE yani chi???
L:Lenge nadari
O:Omrami
V:Vojudami
E:Energie hasteiy haghe mosalame mast!
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اگه واسم اس.ام.اس نزنی:
الهی رو جوجه تیغی بشینی,الهی بری قزوین بند کفشت بازشه,الهی تو خیابون دستشوییت بگیره
کمربندت باز نشه,الهی هر کانالی میزنی احمدی نژاد ببینی...
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عاموظش ضبان فارثی سد درسد طزمینی با ما طماص بگیرید


گریه را به خنده بفروش که خراب خنده هاتم هنوزم مثل قدیما من هوادار چشاتم


قیمت میوه ها افزایش یافته قدر خودتو بدون گلابی


هنر شمشیر آن است که یکی را دو تا می کند ولی هنر عشق آن است که دو تا را یکی می کند


در دور دست دور بر تخته سنگ گور با جوهر سرشت نوشته بود :ماه را دوست دارم به خاطر زیبائیش شب را دوست دارم به خاطر تنهائیش مادر را دوست دارم به خاطر فداکاریش تو را دوست دارم ولی نمیدانم چرا؟


اندازه ی یه لوبیا دوستت دارم...ناراحت نشو عزیزم...لوبیای سحر امیز رو می گم!


هرگز عشق را گدایی نکن.چون هیچ گاه چیز با ارزشی به گدا داده نمیشود


از سن خودت 20 سال کم کن. باقیمانده رو با 7 جمع کن. اگه عدد زوج بود با 1 جمع و اگه فرد بود از یک کم کن. اگه رنگ تیره رو دوس داری ضرب در 3 کن و اگه رنگ روشن رو دوس داری ضربدر 3.5 کن. نتیجه نهایی رو ول کن . حال خودت چطوره؟


بعضی وقتاچشمام به قلبم حسودیشون میشه-میدونی چرا؟ چون تو همیشه توی قلبمی ولی از چشمم دوری .


غرور هدیه شیطان است و عشق هدیه خداوند و ما هدیه شیطان را به هم می دهیم ولی هدیه خداوند را از یکدیگر پنهان می کنیم.

 


age gofti love is u`re face yani chii?yani:jamaleto eshge


fooooooooot foot fooooooooooooooot fooot fot fooooooooooooooot fooooooot foooooot mozaheme smsi! 


soorakhe joorabetim kook bezani fana shodim ,chorooke lebasetim otoo bezani halak shodim


 وقتی با انگشت به طرف کسی اشاره می کنی تا مسخره اش بکنی بدون سه تا از انگشت هات به طرف خودته


كسی كه كوهی را از جایی بر داشت، همان كسی است كه ابتدا شروع به جمع كردن سنگ ریزه ها كرد...

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