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سال 1230
مرد: دختره خیر ندیده من تا نکشمت راحت نمی شم...
زن: آقا حالا یه غلطی کرد ، شما بگذر.نامحرم که خونمون نبوده. حالا این بنده خدا یه بار بلند خندیده...
مرد: بلند خندیده؟ این اگه الان جلوشو نگیرم لابد پس فردا می خواد بره بقالی ماست بخره. نخیر نمی شه باید بکشمش...
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بالاخره با صحبتهای زن ، مرد خونه از خر شیطون پیاده می شه و دختر گناهکارشو می بخشه
سال 1280
مرد: واسه من می خوای بری درس بخونی؟ می کشمت تا برات درس عبرت بشه. یه بار که مُردی دیگه جرات نمی کنی از این حرفا بزنی. تو غلط می کنی. تقصیر من بود که گذاشتم این ضعیفه بهت قرآن خوندن یاد بده. حالا واسه من میخای درس بخونی؟؟؟
زن: آقا ، آروم باشین. یه وقت قلبتون خدای نکرده می گیره ها! شکر خورد. دیگه از این مارک شکر نمی خوره. قول میده...
مرد( با نعره حمله می کنه طرف دخترش ): من باید بکشمت. تا نکشمت آروم نمی شم. خودت بیای خودتو تسلیم کنی بدونه درد می کشمت...
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بالاخره با صحبتهای زن، مرد خونه از خر شیطون پیاده می شه و دختر گناهکارشو می بخشه
سال1330
مرد: چی؟ دانشرا (همون دانشگاه خودمون)؟ حالا می خوای بری دانشرا؟ می خوای سر منو زیر ننگ بوکونی؟ فاسد شدی برا من؟؟ شیکمتو سورفه (سفره) می کونم...
زن: آقا، ترو خدا خودتونو کنترل کنین. خدا نکرده یه وخ (وقت) سکته می کنین آ...
مرد: چی می گی ززززززن؟؟ من اگه اینو امشب نکوشم (نکشم) دیگه فردا نمی تونم جلوی این فسادو بیگیرم. یه دانشرایی نشونت بدم که خودت کیف کونی...
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بالاخره با صحبتهای زن، مرد خونه از خر شیطون پیاده می شه و دختر گناهکارشو می بخشه
سال1380
مرد: کجا؟ می خوای با تکپوش (از این مانتو خیلی آستین کوتاها که نیم مترم پارچه نبردن و وقتی می پوشیشون مث جلیقه نجات پستی بلندی پیدا می کنن) و شلوارک (از این شلوار خیلی برموداها) بری بیرون؟ می کشمت. من... تو رو... می کشم...
زن: ای آقا. خودتو ناراحت نکن بابا. الان دیگه همه همینطورین (شما بخونید اکثرا).
مرد: من... اینطوری نیستم. دختر لااقل یه کم اون شلوارو پائین تر بکش که تا زانوتو بپوشونه. نه... نه... نمی خواد. بدتر شد. همون بالا ببندیش بهتره...
سال1400
دختر: چی؟ چی گفتی مرتیکه ی ****؟ دارم بهت می گم ماشین بی ماشین. همین که گفتم. من با الکس قرار دارم ماشینم می خوام. میخوای بری بیرون پیاده برو...
باباه:جیکش در نمی یاد...

زن: دخترم. حالا بابات یه غلطی کرد. تو اعصاب خودتو خراب نکن. لاک ناخنت می پره. آروم باش عزیزم. رنگ موهات یه وقت کدر می شه آ مامی. باباتم قول می ده دیگه از این حرفا نزنه...
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بالاخره با صحبتهای زن، دخترخونه از خر شیطون پیاده می شه و بابای گناهکارشو می بخشه

 

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