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be torke migan ba SWISS jomle besaz,mige zahremar!man dige jomle nemisazam,shoma daried az tork budane man SWISStifade mikonin!!!!

 

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be torke migan safare haj chetor bood?mige khiaboonash tamiz \ borjash bolan\mashina akharin model va ye jaye ziarati ham dasht ke sholoogh bood naraftam

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ترکه میخواسته بچش رو نصیحت کنه! میگه: چند سالته؟ میگه: 16 سال ! میگه : خاک بر سرت الان هم سن سالات 30 سالشونه

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SMS love Esfahani : ege gonjish peridan yadesh bered . ege shirin farhad yadesh bered . ege mahi darya yadesh bered . man puli in ye smsa ke be shuma dadama yadam nimired !!!!

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bebakhshid az fedrasione tekvando mozahem misham!!mishe jof pa beram too ghalbetoon!

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دعای دختر مجرد اللهم عجل فی ازدواجنا و تكمیل دیننا و ارزقنا زوجا الذی رفیعا مدركا و قدا رشیدا و مالا كثیرا و بیتا مستقلا و سیاره البرشیا --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- دعای پسر مجرد اللهم ارزقنا حوریا تك دانه و كم توقعا و والدینها رو به موتا و جهیزیتها كامله و كدبانوا فی اامور المنزل و تسلیما لخشمنا و خدمتنا

 

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مناظره استاد و دانشجو گفتم غمم فزون است، گفتا ز من چه آید...

 گفتم كه نمره ام ده، گفتا ز من نیاید...

 گفتم كه نمره دادن بسیار سهل آید، گفتا ز ما اساتید این كار كمتر آید...

 گفتم كرم نمایید من را كنید شما، شاد گفتا كه خوش خیالی كی وقت آن بیاید...

گفتم كه نمره هفت بدبخت عالمم كرد، گفتا اگر برای آن هم زیادت آید...

 گفتم خوشا دهی كه دست شما دهد آن، گفتا تو كوشش كن كو وقت آن بر آید...

 گفتم دل رحیمت كی قصد رحم دارد؟، گفتا نگوی با كس تا وقت آن بر آید..

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غضنفر با دوست دخترش تو ماشین بودن می بینه جلوتر ایست بازرسیه به دوست دخترش می گه تو پیاده شو بعد از ایست بازرسی بگو مستقیم تجریش که من دوباره سوارت کنم ......بعد از ایست بازرسی دختره یادش می ره بگه تجریش می گه ونک . غضنفر می گه شرمنده مسیرم نمی خوره
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غضنفر شبا یه پارچ آب خالی بالا سرش میذاشته و می خوابیده ازش می پرسن آخه خنگ چرا اینجوری می كنی؟ میگه : خوب یه موقع نصفه شب از خواب پا پیشم می بینم تشنم نیست .. اونوقت چیكار كنم؟
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از غضنفر میپرسن حالت چطوره میگه تازه موكتش كردم.

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اگر خواستی یه کسی ، عاشق هم نفسی ، عمرشو حیرونت کنه ، جونشو قربونت کنه ، جون مادرت رو ما یکی حساب نکن
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Az torke miporsan nazaret raaje be gol chie? Mige gol, kheili zibaast, kheili khosh atre, kheili gashange, aslan Hadis daarim: gol hovallaaho ahad!!

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Uncle chain Knitter: Yes. Have you knit my chain? Yes... Did you throw it behind the mountain? Yes... Father has just arrived.... What has he brought? .... خودت رو اذیت نکن، همون عمو زنجیر بافه {} {}

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migan gosheye asemun neveshte :harki dustesh khoshgele jash too beheshte, khodayish che shansi dari mofti mofti dari miri behesht

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be torke migan zire cheshmet kaboode!!! mige: eeeeeeeee dardam mikone?

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torke mire lavazem varzeshi mige bebakhshid parchame iran darin??yaroO mige are behesh parchamo mide.torke yekam fek mikone mige rangaye digasham mitoOnam bebinam

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be torke migan 12 emem ro mishnasi? mige bale . migan nam bebar? mige unjori ke na vali bebinam mishnasameshon

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torke dashte az ro kolah saresho mikharonde lore behesh mige olaghhhhhhhh chera kolato dar nemiyari mige divooone to age koonet bekhare shalvareto dar miyari

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torkr mire kalantari mige tootie man gom shode. migan ma chi kar konim? mige hichi oomadam begam har fohshi ke be akhoonda mide nazare shakhsie khodeshe!!!

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khareji mire masjed mibine ghaza midan, mige mage inja namaz nemikhonan??migan age namaz mikhay boro daneshgah tehran. mige mage unja daneshjoha dars nemikhonan? migan age manzouret roshanfekra va daneshmandane boro evin.mige mage unja dozda ro zendoni nemikonan? migan zekiii, pas mamlekato ki edare kone?!! irani nissi age send 2 all nakoni

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خداوند به سه طریق به دعاها جواب می دهد: او می گوید آری و آنچه می خواهی به تو می دهد. او میگوید نه و چیز بهتری به تو می دهد. او می گوید صبر كن و بهترین را به تو می دهد

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یه ترکه میپرسن : شما (ک)چه طور تلفظ میکنید؟ ترکه میگه:ما(ک) 4 جور تلفظ میکنیم 1.یه ک که ک تلفظ میشود مثل:کلافه 2.یه ک که چ تلفظ میشود مثل:بانچ (بانک) 3.یه ک که خ تلفظ میشود مثل:تراختور(تراکتور) 4.یه ک که اصلا" تلفظ نمیشود مثل:اقای دوه تور (اقای دکتر

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Ab maye hayat asat ,pas dar masrafe bargh sarfe jooyi konyd . "sherkate melliye naft

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Raeis jomhoor elam kard az in be bad bargha nemire !!! faghat bazi vaghta miad

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lore migan emame aval kie mige rahnamai kon:migan shamshiresh marofe : ZORO

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avalin sms e jahan dar sale : 0001/01/01 dar saate 00:00:01 ersal shod: Adam: duset daram jigar Hava: Shoma???

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