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بچه ترکه از پدرش می‌پرسه: بابا، ماه نزدیك‌تره یا اصفهان؟ ترکه میزنه پس گردنش و میگه: آخه پدرسگ، معلومه دیگه، مگه تو از اینجا میتونی اصفهان رو ببینی

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سوره یاهو : ای کسانی که شبها چت میکنید ، بدانید که قبض تلفن شما را رسوا خواهد کرد آیه ۱۸ سوره یاهو : ای کسانی که اینویزیبل چت می کنید بهراسید که مسنجر شما را سوسک خواهد کرد . حدیث ۲۰ یاهو : یکی از بزرگترین گناه ها فرستادن آف های تکراری است برای رسیدن به سعادت از فرستادن آف تکراری بپرهیزید S___2___@

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to sinama filme tarsnak mizaran hame farar mikonan joz ye torke migan chara farar nemikoni? mige be man dast nazanid man ridam...

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torke dost dokhtaresho az tahe del boos mikone.dokhtare mige bad az ezdevajam ghol midi mano haminjoori boos koni?torke mige age shoharet gir nade are!!!!

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Torke be pesaresh shak mikone behesh mige haaaaaaaaaaa kon, pesare ha mikone, ta ha mikone torke mizane to gooshesh mige : kore khar dokhtar bazi mikoni ?

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torkero be jorme jish kardan to estakhr ba tippa mindazan biroon. mige:baba hame in karo mikonan! migan: momkene, vali na dige az roye sakoye paresh

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torke zan sighe mikone rafighash migan mobarake ezdevaj kardi.torke mige daemi nis az in eatebariaset

 

 

ye ruz ye tehranie mire ardebil, az ye troke miporse.. Agha man in ja gharibam, tu ardebil koja ampul mizanan? Torke poshtesho neshun mide mige inja mizanan dije

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Be yaroo migan petros ki bood?mige:ye dehghane fadakar bood ke vaghty gorg be goosfandash hamle kard raft zire tanko angoshtesho kard too cheshe ranandeye ghatar

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salam khobi ? ye soale fani dashtam , be nazare shoma komak fanare mashine bigli bigli chi bood ke goril angoori roosh minshest?

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migam age ye roooz sobh bidar beshi bebini oooni k dustesh dari az pishet rafte,,,,sobone chi mikhori?

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Yeki mige: "man hafeze kolle ghoranam", Torke mige: "Az in ghoran kuchika ya bozorga?"

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torke tu otobus miguze..dokhtare ke kenaresh neshaste bud mige:bi adab in che kari bou kardi ? torke mige : mikhastam sare sohbato baz konam !!!!

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amozeshe goyeshe mashhadi : moborom=mibaram; moborom=man beram; moborom=barandeh misham ; moborom=miboram; moborom=moo bur hastam

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torke eynak aftabi mizane mire biroon khaharesho mibine mizane zire goshesh mige invaghte shab birun chikar mikoni?! khahare mige eynaketo bardar!eynako bar midare dobare mizane zire goshesh mige az dishab ta hala inja che ghalati mikoni?!

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torke be dost dokhtaresh mige: hala ma telefon nadarim to nabayad ye zang bezani

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فهرستی از کلمات اصفهانی besson, vakhiz, difal geli, kaghez, nalool, essedi, doolaab, nemek, kebab, penir, megez, choori, ghelagh, taski, sobok, khonok, gomboli, kebere, choogh,,joogh.bimir,feleke feiz,kooja,najjed bikhi gelod,chandes?

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be torke migan korre khar!...ba labkhand mige ma khanevadegi baby face hastim!!

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Salam nemidoonam chi begam yani az shakhsiaty mesle u hamchin raftariro bad midoonestam aslan az shoma entezar nadashtam ke ye hamchin kariro bokonid na tanha man balke hame az in raftaretoon narahat shodan nemikham lahnam tahdid amiz bashe vali majbooram begam aghe ye dafe dighe faghat ye dafe dige beshnavam ke injor etefaghi oftade shayad majboor besham ye jore dige raftar konam aslan che dalili dare ke shoma in karo bokonid rooshan gozashtane lamphaye ezafi onam dorost tta zamane oje masraf bargh..........vaghean ke

 

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